Stupid Questions

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends?

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don?t u know, I sell tickets in black over here?

2. In the bus:

A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet?
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I?m on local anesthesia?..why don?t you try again.

3. At a funeral:

One of the teary-eyed people asks?
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question: Is the ?Butter Paneer Masala? good??
Answer: No, it?s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you?ve become so big.
Answer: Well you haven?t particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask?

Stupid Question: Is the guy you?re marrying good?
Answer:-No, he?s a miserable wife-beating insensitive lout?it?s just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call?

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping?.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair?

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I?m shedding??

9. At the dentist when he?s sticking pointed objects in your mouth?

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks?

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
Answer: Gosh, it?s a miracle ????it was a piece of chalk and now it?s in flames!!!